You are awesome, you are cool
You wear underwear to school
Every time I’m nearly sad
You always make me feel glad

You like Kenan, you like Kel
You laugh at Sponge Bob as well
And though you’re older, you’re still smooth
With body butter from my room

When I met you, you were mute
Cause you thought I was an exchange student
Now you know English I speak,
We work hard being weirdly unique

This last verse just wants to say
You sista, ain’t gotta toupee
Your random jokes are DA bomb
And, at last, I’ll say “Ya MOM!”